krejzac:

pixiecaps:

stare into my big wet eyes

chaosnightmare:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

hamvendor:

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croc-odette:

hamvendor:

hamvendor:

She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry

Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh

she’s sleeping right now…

UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)

UPDATE:

All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!

goodluckdetective:

goodluckdetective:

goodluckdetective:

Well, guess it’s time for Twitter refugees part 2.

Wild social media business strat though: I am going to limit the amount of content users can see on a website that makes money by trying to keep users on it as much as possible. This is a good business plan.

Update: I logged onto Twitter when I heard this news and was on for 8 minutes exactly when it hit this.

So you can hit the limit in under 10 minutes. For a social media site, a terrible business strat. Great mental health tool however.

I’m laughing so hard, this is like if Vegas said you could only play slots three times a day as their new business model. And then, unless you paid them 8 bucks, you’d have to wait a day: if you paid them 8 bucks, you can play slots for just under an hour before you go home, except 10% of those slots are just ads for the casino.

Business boy strikes again.

buttercupdemise:

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i think about this a lot. what if a deaf human fell down the mountain. would he make his threatening language accessible

thedeliaishere:

Obsessed with going “No… i shan’t say…” when it’s very clear what I shan’t say

z-arcane:

qzvk:

everyone has to stop making posts like “the world’s loneliest ant has died in secret” its making me sad

the worlds happiest ant has found large strawberry crumb

tyaz:

Calling a man pretty is so true and real. You’re a beautiful little thing to me

nerves-nebula:

Favorite pre spiderverse 2 memes that turned out to be true

lego-charlie:

I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they’d be like “grug come learn hunt and throw spear now” and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I’m the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like “different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom” and everyone would be like “aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise.” so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)